This is so way less risky than sex…

This is so way less risky than sex…

Breakie!!!!!

Breakie!!!!!

Not a fan of my manicure. Color is too harsh.

Not a fan of my manicure. Color is too harsh.

I wonder if the drugstore carries ciroc?

I wonder if the drugstore carries ciroc?

You would think the allergy medicine aisle would be as well stocked. But, no it is not.

You would think the allergy medicine aisle would be as well stocked. But, no it is not.

See, you can buy alcohol at the drugstore, here.

See, you can buy alcohol at the drugstore, here.

Dian and Ruth.

Dian and Ruth.

This shit is too damn hot.

This shit is too damn hot.

Nasi goreng for breakie.

Nasi goreng for breakie.

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